#1 For Functional Medicine Marketing & Advertising

Add $150,000
Or You Don’t  Pay

It’s like steroids for your functional medicine clinic, just 100% legal.
We pinky promise!

#1 For Functional Medicine Marketing & Advertising

Add $150,000 Or You Don’t  Pay

It’s like steroids for your functional medicine clinic, just 100% legal.
We pinky promise!
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WHAT IS BEING CALLED

The Most Complete & Predictable
Practice Building System on Earth

The Most Complete & Predictable Practice Building System on Earth

Doc, I’m telling you this in the most respectful way, but you need to step up your game.
Functional medicine campaigns might seem tricky to bring out into the spotlight, but hey, there are plenty of marketing strategies available to attract qualified patients to your doors, making campaigns simpler and more effective.
You don’t actually need to shoot videos all day, send out emails, or blog ’til you’re blue in the face. No more drumming people for reviews and wasting money on marketers who promise the world but only deliver excuses—all while you’re still left with a calendar full of patients who don’t even cover the cost of a cheeseburger these days. Most of all…
No more laundry lists of leads that don’t answer the phone and feeling more like a snake oil salesman than an actual doctor.
All of this might sound impossible if you’re promoting functional medicine, where treatments come with the most doubts from patients. But this will no longer be a challenge once you disprove their skepticism and pique their interest in getting healthier without using harmful drugs or resorting to surgery.
How? That’s what we’re here for: To show why patients should choose your practice for help.
A lot of functional clinics are committing TWO BIG MISTAKES! First, they’re wasting money every month on marketing just to find zero leads and an empty clinic. Second, they fail to diversify their campaigns across multiple platforms, leaving their practice in shambles when their ad accounts get shut down, a pandemic hits, or patients stop spending due to a recession.
So, Doc… Stop committing the same mistakes. There’s a new, highly effective method to optimize your online presence, drive floods of new qualified dream patients to your office (every month!), and predictably grow your practice.
This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.

Built by Doctors for Doctors

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Zack Siegel: Expert Insights on Functional Medicine MarketingZack Siegel

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Zack Siegel: Expert Insights on Functional Medicine MarketingZack Siegel

Dr. Wayne Siegel, DC

We’ve done the grunt work and spent millions of dollars advertising our own offices to build a predictable system that works like clockwork. Investing in systems that barely gained profits, quiet and hollow clinics, and ads that barely get clicked – we’ve gone through all that too, Doc.

We studied the algorithms, so you don’t have to go through all that trouble. From understanding content strategies and assessing compliance guidelines to testing every asset we came up with to single down industry secrets that produce optimal results.

Based in South Florida and after running ads for over 100 clinics nationwide, we’ve developed an easy-to-use system that eliminates the guesswork, plugs holes, and brings in new patients like clockwork to your office.

This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.

LEAVE IT TO THE NERDS

We Make It Completely Hands Off,
As You Like It!

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Omnipresent Multi-channel

Effective Advertising Strategies for Functional Medicine PracticesADVERTISING

Advertise your holistic practices across every platform and its affiliate network of news websites (like Forbes, and others). We stay in front of all your patients on Facebook, Instagram, Google, YouTube, and TikTok to keep your brand and natural treatments on the frontlines and at the top of search engines. This keeps your ad costs far more consistent and lower than ever while setting yourself apart from your competitors.

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Irresistible Done-For-You 

CREATIVES

We create custom graphics, animations, and video productions on your behalf with our team of in-house actors, voice-over specialists, copywriters, and designers, so you don’t have to. We ensure your assets remain medically compliant without compromising their persuasive quality to achieve new patient acquisitions that cost below industry averages and publish ads for your practice that we know will produce results from day one!

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Bilingual Scheduling

AGENTS

Our commission-based English & Spanish-speaking agents will qualify & schedule 70-90% of your new patient leads into appointments. They’re highly trained in the best scheduling and conversion processes to motivate patients about your treatment, qualify their conditions, and drive them through your doors.

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High-converting Education

ASSETS

One of the main reasons most offices struggle to convert leads into new patients is because these leads don’t know anythingabout functional medicine to begin with! We provide new educational assets every month that help you nurture and build trust with the patients we bring into your doors, so you convert 70-80% of them into care on their Report of Findings.

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This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.

Thanks for the update, Zack. The quality has honestly been the best I’ve ever seen in social media marketing.

Dr. Ryan Valencic

CEO,Novis Health

Not many agencies will put their money where their mouth is. But we know the value you put into every approach to give patients the wellness they deserve from your functional treatments.

Doc, this isn’t illegal. No, we didn’t lose our marbles. After working with 339+ clinics in the USA and Canada, we know our guarantee is only anchored on actual data from clinics we helped grow their practice.

You may still have some doubts, so in the next 90 days, we’ll guarantee you $36,000 from our functional medicine marketing or it’s completely free, no strings attached!

But, there’s a catch, Doc. You do have to qualify for our portal since we limit availability to only one office per geographical area. Sign up now to see if your area is still available.

This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.

Guaranteed Results

We’ll take the risk. Pay us just for results.
We make big promises with bold guarantees based on real data from working with over 339+ clinics across the USA & Canada.
No more fruitless investments and broken promises.
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Over 339 Clients And Counting

OUR CLIENTS ❤️ THEIR RESULTS

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Ready For Results Like These?

Novis Health:
2 To 6 Locations In 12 Months

Dr. Valdes initially came to us to help them with a condition-specific advertising program for their 2 offices. They had been around the block a few times and really appreciated our advertising for our agency. He saw that we new what we were doing and figured there was a good chance we could be long-term partners as they embarked on growing the first functional medicine franchise.

Process: We started advertising for their first two locations and they saw immediate results. Dr. Ryan pushed us to build out a call center to handle the leads we were generating for them. Overtime they’ve achieved huge growth.

We’ve been challenged and jumped on some tough calls together as we’ve dialed in our processes with the growth we’ve seen in our firm. Over the last year, we’ve made huge progress to help them align a specific brand message, generate consistency for all of their locations with their advertising, refine the front desk scripting and operations and all aspects of the advertising and sales process.

Now, they’re continuing to expand very quickly with more offices and new angles for their marketing beyond an autoimmune, diabetes, and thyroid focus.

Results: In the last year, they’ve grown from 2 to 6 locations. Their in-house team has grown significantly and they’ve been able to focus on their ops and growth because the marketing has been off their shoulders. They’ve had a huge selling point offering a completely done-for-you system with the marketing on top of the franchise offering to prospective investors.

They’ve consistently hit record months seeing on average between 30-60 new patients per month showing in each location for their high-ticket programs.

Novis Health

Result: 2 To 6 Locations In 12 Months
Founder: Dr. Ruben Valdes and Dr. Ryan Valencic
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This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.

Join Over 339+ Of The World’s
Top Medical Offices

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$46,000 to $100,000/mo
in 8 Months

In his first 12 days, he booked 25 new patients and converted multiple into his neuropathy program. His staff did very little work, and he can now focus on other areas like integrating, which he plans to do next.
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Additional $1,016,045
Revenue in 16 Months

They’ve integrated our systems throughout their website and other marketing to track and manage all leads properly. They have generated over 2,777 leads and booked over 1,400 appointments.
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$21,400 Collected in the 1st Month With Us

In the month of April, at the start of their campaign, they generated 127 leads and 47 booked appointments.21 were recorded to have shown up that month, and 18 of them closed.
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Only 50% Ad Spend
= 2x Qualified Leads

Learn how we cut their ad spend by half, while doubling the number of qualified shown appointments that they received. We guarantee $150,000 in neuropathy revenue in the first 90 days of working with us.They hit it in thefirst 3 weeks.
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2 to 6 Locations
in 12 Months

In the last year, they’ve grown from 2 to 6 locations.Their in-house team has grown significantly, and they’ve been able to focus on their ops and growth because the marketing has been off their shoulders.
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$104,045.20 in Recorded
Revenue in 5 Months

In the 5 months they’ve worked with us, they’ve recorded $104,045.20 in added revenue. This doesn’t account for unrecorded revenue, and in-office upsells and cross-sells.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Get new patients purchasing
care programs this week!

ZERO RISK. $150K GUARANTEED.

This is extremely limited to 1 practice per geographical area.